It's bigger, faster and stalks 24/7.
Finding jobs helps make your stalkling life easier. With Finding jobs, you no longer need to log on to those rumor sites that talk to much about computers and not enough about the man himself. Finding jobs will give you in depth information about the man, from the comfort of your home. What did he have for lunch? What restaurant did he dine at?
Was his glass half empty or half full? How many pronouns did he use today? We know what you are interested in, and our dedicated team sieves all that out for your fanboy consumption. Still unconvinced? Take a look at the features.
Features
Here at stalkers inc., we spend any time we are not stalking on improving our stalking methods. Finding jobs is our latest production, and it's chock full of features. Here are some of them. Warning: wow factor imminent.
StatisticsFinding jobs helps record statistics, including how many times you have stalked today, how many times it expects you to etc.
ChartsWe help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly.
TwitterWe can help you automatically send twitter updates to show off, so you don't need to take your mind off what's happening right in front of you.
FilingWe create a archive of all updates, so you will have no problem reading over and over again. Now that's news to my ears.
UnlockingUnlocking is a hundred times more exciting! Fumble over the slide to unlock key, taking almost 8 times more tries in order to get into your iphone! Revolutionary!
Exact locationsKnowing that he’s shopping doesnt satisfy you -- we know. That’s why we give you details and locations so you can stalk him yourself. Exciting!
Purchase
So now you're completely sold on the product. What's next? It's easy. Choose from one of these 3 packages, or simply get it at the app store. And then, you're off on your way to a stalk-a-licious lifestyle. As the ol' man used to say, it aint done yet, so don't wet your pants kid!
