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It's bigger, faster and stalks 24/7.

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Finding jobs helps make your stalkling life easier. With Finding jobs, you no longer need to log on to those rumor sites that talk to much about computers and not enough about the man himself. Finding jobs will give you in depth information about the man, from the comfort of your home. What did he have for lunch? What restaurant did he dine at?

Was his glass half empty or half full? How many pronouns did he use today? We know what you are interested in, and our dedicated team sieves all that out for your fanboy consumption. Still unconvinced? Take a look at the features.

Features

Here at stalkers inc., we spend any time we are not stalking on improving our stalking methods. Finding jobs is our latest production, and it's chock full of features. Here are some of them. Warning: wow factor imminent.

graph StatisticsFinding jobs helps record statistics, including how many times you have stalked today, how many times it expects you to etc.
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Statistics

Finding jobs helps record statistics, including how many times you have stalked today, how many times it expects you to etc. We help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly.

That's all that you need to know. Really.

charge ChartsWe help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly. tweet TwitterWe can help you automatically send twitter updates to show off, so you don't need to take your mind off what's happening right in front of you. folder FilingWe create a archive of all updates, so you will have no problem reading over and over again. Now that's news to my ears. screen UnlockingUnlocking is a hundred times more exciting! Fumble over the slide to unlock key, taking almost 8 times more tries in order to get into your iphone! Revolutionary! screen Exact locationsKnowing that he’s shopping doesnt satisfy you -- we know. That’s why we give you details and locations so you can stalk him yourself. Exciting!
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Purchase

So now you're completely sold on the product. What's next? It's easy. Choose from one of these 3 packages, or simply get it at the app store. And then, you're off on your way to a stalk-a-licious lifestyle. As the ol' man used to say, it aint done yet, so don't wet your pants kid!

MINDBLOWN!

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At first I was like "this isn't happening". Then i was like - Tell me I'm dreaming. Tell me i'm a brain in a vat. Tell me i'm being controlled by a evil demon! I'm gonna explode!Random stalker
Cogito... ergo sum. Tis' are foolish to seek such meaningless endeavours as to find enjoyment in pixels on the screen. Such a ma- oh wait. IT'S STIFF JOBS? Sign me up right now! Descartes
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Be heard.

Got any burning questions about Finding jobs? Or have you purchased it already, and would just like to express your love and affection? We don't even mind you swearing your head off. (ok, that was a lie. But do point out to us any complaints you may have so we can improve your stalking experience)

Contact information

Mail: Corporate@info.org
Phone (UK): 1912 3447 18(2)
Phone (US): 2944 3447 18(66)
Address: We're not telling you!
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