It's bigger, faster and stalks 24/7.
Finding jobs helps make your stalkling life easier. With Finding jobs, you no longer need to log on to those rumor sites that talk to much about computers and not enough about the man himself. Finding jobs will give you in depth information about the man, from the comfort of your home. What did he have for lunch? What restaurant did he dine at?
Was his glass half empty or half full? How many pronouns did he use today? We know what you are interested in, and our dedicated team sieves all that out for your fanboy consumption. Still unconvinced? Take a look at the features.
Here at stalkers inc., we spend any time we are not stalking on improving our stalking methods. Finding jobs is our latest production, and it's chock full of features. Here are some of them. Warning: wow factor imminent.
Finding jobs helps record statistics, including how many times you have stalked today, how many times it expects you to etc. We help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly.
That's all that you need to know. Really.
So now you're completely sold on the product. What's next? It's easy. Choose from one of these 3 packages, or simply get it at the app store. And then, you're off on your way to a stalk-a-licious lifestyle. As the ol' man used to say, it aint done yet, so don't wet your pants kid!